Cold weather

Someone once asked me what the best sound in the world was. I find it interesting that the same sound is, in my opinion, the same as the worst sound in the world. I believe the best sound is the geese flying overhead while returning from warmer climates in the spring. Having said that, I have to also say the worst sound is the geese flying overhead while heading out of town to warmer climates.
I wish I could talk myself into being more inclined to like cold weather, but the plain truth is that I just can't stand it. Here are just a couple of reasons:
It doesn't feel good on my skin, like the warmth of the sun does.
It causes static cling on clothes.
It causes static in my hair.
It causes me to want to sleep until spring.
It causes people to drive funky in the snow. Idiots.
It causes my family to not spend time together, mostly cuz I'm asleep.
It causes me to feel claustrophobic due to the insane amounts of clothes one has to wear.
It causes school to last longer in the spring becaue of snow days.
It causes me to be in a bad mood because I don't get any ultraviolet light.
It causes people to get on my nerves when they are all into the cold weather.
It causes me to get crown lines in my forehead from frowning all the time.
It causes me to feel like taking baths in lotion to ease dry skin.

Anyway I don't like it.